What movies have not aged well?

Diamonds Are Forever

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What is the irony of life according to you?

-”She is very sexyful!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Could some kind lady post me a photo of her hairy spread pussy? It has become extremely difficult to find new amateur photos and I would be infinitely grateful.

From Russia With Love

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

A View to a Kill

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Moonraker

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Octopussy

Why do most atheists in debates with theists take Bible verses out of context much of the time? Are they lying maliciously or do they not understand theology enough to understand the meaning?

Goldfinger

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

How severely should I get punished? Please describe throughly. Today I got my result of my test nd I found out that I failed in 2 subjects, my parents are currently in abroad nd I lied to them about the fail but I feel guilty now.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Man with the Golden Gun

President Trump kicked Zelensky out of the White House. Is it over for a deal?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-All the bad guys are black.

Can you explain the ongoing conflict between Palestine and Israel? Why does it appear that Israel has been more successful in the conflict?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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Dr No

-”Ah so!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What were my 10 favorite great rock albums that were either forgotten or hardly known by the rock community at large during 1965-‘75?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Live and Let Die

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Do you enjoy cheating on your spouse? If so, why?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

You Only Live Twice

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-J W Pepper